Thursday, October 18, 2007

JamieAndTeddy Video #3 - The Ex


A new video has been uploaded to JamieAndTeddy.com.

Jamie has some 'splainin to do after a night out with the girls. She ran into Teddy's ex who wants to cause some drama. Plus, there's a mystery woman in Jamie's bed - Marlena's Cousin? Hmmm.

Here is the direct link: http://www.jamieandteddy.com/video3.mov
I have uploaded it to YouTube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0A9jxiuSh0

Things I noticed:
  • Teddy's gift on the nightstand, still unopened
  • A bottle of Pepto, presumably used after the long night of drinking.
  • "Lily and Jason are fighting" must be referring to Lily Ford and JJ "Jason" Hawkins
  • "You’re the one that’s off saving the world" could refer to Tagruato's slogan - Exploring Our World, Ensuring Our Future
  • "I know exactly what I’m going to do to prove to you" - I'm guessing a Teddy Bear tattoo.
Here is a quick & dirty transcript:
Hey it’s me, um… It’s really early in the morning and I just wanted to catch you before you started your day. I have to explain last night, if it’s not too late um.. I ran into your skanky ex girlfriend and she basically threatened me and said that she was going to tell you that I was making out with guys on the dance floor, which is 100% not true. And I would expect you to believe me over her. I mean she obviously still likes you and it’s really obvious. And I’m not going to entertain but, I just wish that you would trust me, I mean, ya know I went out with my girlfriends and you’re the one that’s off saving the world and, you know, following your dream, but you left me here. Ya know and I just.. I’m lonely and I went out with my girlfriends and it wasn’t a big deal. Just please believe me and I mean, last night was horrible. I lost my purse with my phone in it and my wallet and my keys and everything. And I tried to text you but I didn’t.. I couldn’t. And I’m going to call you immediately when I get my new phone today but I just want you to know that I’m not perfect. I’m trying to be perfect. I’m doing everything that I can to make this relationship work under the circumstances. And, I mean, you know, everyone can’t be like Lily and Jason, ya know? They’r- which by they way they are not perfect. They fought all night long. So, and I’ll tell you about it when you call me. Um, but anyway I just support what you’re doing and I do understand it. I mean I don’t really understand it but ya know, I do support you and I’m lonely and waiting for you to come back. Just believe me and I know exactly what I’m gonna do to- [person pops up pillow and is revealed next to Jamie] Oh wow, I don’t even know who this is. I think it’s Marlena’s cousin. It’s a girl. But, um, I know exactly what I’m going to do to prove to you, and um, I think you’ll like it. And I love you and I’ll talk to you soon. [camera shuts] GE- [end of video]

* Thanks to Matt Dark at Unfiction for finding the video and for the transcript!

69 comments:

  1. the gift is still there unopened and some Pepto-Bismol and a chick in the bed... rough night she had!

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  2. It doesn't look like a chick.
    (she's wearing a guy's watch?)

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  3. it could be a guy u are right... maybe that's why she's explaining herself to teddy

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  5. At 1:25 you can see jaime pulls out a chunk of her own hair. I guess she really is getting sicker by the day.

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  6. It's probably slusho in his gift and she will drink it and get better

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  7. hmmm.

    interesting. she is obviously not telling the truth. she has a bladder infection (see #1) she is drinking pepto, and has a strange man in her bed. Teddy must be real forgiving.

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  8. lol no, that's def. a girl... she has woman arms, and thats a bracelet, not a watch, and her nails are painted

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  9. lol no, that's def. a girl... she has woman arms, and thats a bracelet, not a watch, and her nails are painted

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  10. Could be a man, but yeah it looks like a bracelet on the wrist. I think she was just having fun with her girls, and she can get freaky on the dancefloor, who cares.

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  11. Theres a weird noise in the background a couple times. Can't tell if its from her doing something near the microphone, or if its something else. Anyone got any ideas?

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  12. It's True i heard the same weird sound ....i don't know what it is....

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  13. Ok so I imported the audio clips into Adobe Audition, and did everyting I could think of. I really don't know what the noise is from, I isolated the noise, changed pitch, speed, reversed it, isolated specific frequencies... nothing seems to shed any light on what that noise is. It follows her voice, its like for a moment the microphone screws up and gets fuzzy then the next moment its fine again. Anybody else out there with some skills with audio wanna just take a peek at this?

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  14. I think I did see some hair pulled out but I'm not sure. I read on one of the many pages that the thing is not a monster but rather a robot (ie from the slusho webpage) that go around reeking the havok. But I'm still kind of curios to see how this ties in with the final movie. I must confess this broad is growing on me.

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  15. That's not hair... she's pulling out her Scrünci.

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  16. Women...they dress up, go out, meet the ex.

    Next thing ya know, we've got a monster destroying half of NYC.

    Damn it.

    Kevin

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  17. It sounds like to me she is guilt of something. Im not saying thats a bloke next to her, but i think she definatly got too drunk and was flirting and getting on with other guys at the pubs.... Either that or she has some real bad insecurity problems. Just seems like she is trying to hard to defend herself over something she didnt do.

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  18. Maybe its me, but some of the noises sound when she put her hands down and looks like she's like grabing a paper, plastic???

    And at the end can you hear Jamie screaming something?? like "Get....."??

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  19. Guillermo said...

    lol no, that's def. a girl... she has woman arms, and thats a bracelet, not a watch, and her nails are painted

    Whew! That's a relief.
    I was a little pissed off when I saw this.

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  20. SO i think you are all wrong..I think it's a guy..I think it's HUD...here are my reasons

    If you look at the pics form his myspace and then the video the hair looks the same...plus, if you read jamie first comment on her wall on mypace, you can see that HUD has a crush on her. Plus, she is trying to blame something on him since he is away "saving the world"... the arms just seem mainly and it seemed she was acting "surprised" when the pillow moved...plus why would the pillow be on the person...

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  21. Whoever the person is ...
    They have something in their hand.

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  22. Why does everyone think that just cos she has a bladder infection she must be sleeping around? I've noticed this insinuation in a few previous comments. You can get a bladder infection in a number of ways that don't include sex, and women are more prone to them than men. It's called CYSTITIS - look it up!

    Also, knowing what cows women can be I can perfectly understand her need to get her version of events in before his skanky ex puts her poisonous spin on it.

    The other person in the bed appears to be a girl (hair free bingo wings are a giveaway)

    Has anyone found out anything about the mysterious Teddy Hanssen yet?

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  23. Why would anyone think it is a guy when she is making a video to send to her boyfriend??? If it were a guy that she was trying to hide, she would have re-shot the video when the pillow got moved! Someone's watching too much reality TV!

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  24. Len Mason said...

    Why would anyone think it is a guy when she is making a video to send to her boyfriend???

    Because, maybe, it's not reality TV?

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  25. SHES OBVIOUSLY GUILTY ABOUT SOMTHING AND IM PRETTY DAMN ITS GONNA BE SOMTHING THAT MAKES OL BOY PISSED OFF PREHAPS TRIGGERING A VIDEO RESPONSE FROM HIM? THAT WOULD BE NEAT...

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  26. i grew up with a family of women and i can tell you for sure that her ability to MAKE up excuses for somthing she didnt do in the first place... kinda odd...

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  27. yea shes a total skank .... she was hiding that person..AND WHO SAYS IT HAS TO BE A GUY FOR HER TO FOOL AROUND?

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  28. Ok Seriously now, Its not a dude,

    Why would anyone think it is a guy when she is making a video to send to her boyfriend???

    I agree with that statement, it's not like shes making live video posts here, she makes a video with her crappy little webcam and then posts them on this page setup for the two of them. If that was a guy she would have just done another video without him in it and posted that.
    Either that or she was trying to get caught!
    Plus if it is a guy, then its a really really girly looking guy; Rings, bracelets, no muscle definition, and curly down to her ears length hair. And if she messes around with girls.. I'd say that surprise shes gonna give him to proove how much she loves him is a three some haha!

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  29. and maybe that would be anotehr movie all together hahaha a dirty porn movie lol

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  30. I will agree - Jamie seems pretty defensive here. She's either really insecure, or something else happened besides the run-in with his ex. She pleads with him to believe her, and then starts telling him that he's the one "off saving the world." Sounds to me like maybe she did something she shouldn't have, and she's trying to make it seem like his fault - he drove her to it.

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  31. about half way into the video i heard a sound like she was digging thou a paper bag or something any1 else?

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  32. im a go watch it one mo gin im a listen for it .... she may be throwing away the rubber lol hahahah OWNED

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  33. Dust to Dust said...%$&%$*@!

    Please watch the language! :) AND THE SCREAMING! kthnxbye

    Melissa_Lossa said... I will agree - Jamie seems pretty defensive here. She's either really insecure, or something else happened besides the run-in with his ex. She pleads with him to believe her, and then starts telling him that he's the one "off saving the world." Sounds to me like maybe she did something she shouldn't have, and she's trying to make it seem like his fault - he drove her to it.

    The problem we have here is we don't know what was said, if anything, to Teddy. If you assume the skanky ex called/emailed/texted Teddy, Jamie would have a reason to be defensive, especially if she really didn't do anything.

    The bad part for Jamie is, if the Ex didn't contact Teddy, than all of this is news to him, so it seems defensive. I guess she's worried he's going to hear something, so she's trying to be pre-emptive.

    BTW, I think most people are being too hard on Jamie. Let wait to hear the whole story before we start calling people slut, whore, etc.

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  34. Does anyone see the throwback to Rampage here? Remember that old game? If she's "getting sicker" then has the slusho, and turns into a monster, that's the plot of the whole rampage series. Scumlabs develops a soda with a secret ingredient and everyone who drinks it turns into a monster. Has anyone thought of this yet?

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  35. My thought is, if Teddy's trashy ex called and told him that Jamie was off with other guys, unless he's a jealous creep, he's not going to buy it. Jamie's doing a pre-emptive strike here, but assuming Teddy's not a jerk, she seems to be over-reacting a bit.

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  36. Or we can operate on the idea that Teddy sent her a message saying something like "What the hell?"

    Kevin

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  37. www.lillyandjason.com? is there anything there?

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  38. Maybe teddy drinks copious amounts of Slusho after the events of this night and becomes the monster, and destroys NYC in a jealous rage? Lol whale.

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  39. The girl/guy on the bed looks like MEAT (from DePalma's "Phantom of the Paradox"). Either way, he/she pulls something from his/her ear. What is it?

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  40. You would need to be a borderline comatose to film and send a video to your boyfriend with another man in your bed... If you haven't noticed, Abrams-esque clues are usually subtle and hard to find (i.e. a millisecond snippet of a [then] random guy's T-Shirt with a 'Slusho!' logo --> Huge viral website and foundation for future clues) and NOT big and obvious clues (i.e. strange guy in Jamie's bed --> Jamie is a skank and pisses Teddy off etc.)... It think it's getting to a point where we're all getting carried away with the clues we WANT to see and are not focusing on the clues that are ACTUALLY THERE.

    We need a re-focus perhaps?

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  41. Okay I found boldfutura.jp But it is still underconstruction. No fun. I was inspired by this 3rd video. I know, kinda wierd. But when she said he was off saving the world...it just made me think...saving the world...saving the future..future...bold futura. The two other sites...Slusho and Tagruato had .jp domain so I typed boldfutura.jp and there it is...under construction. Can't wait until it is up. Dec 9? Hope not that long. Who knows?

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  42. Deborah said... Okay I found boldfutura.jp But it is still underconstruction. ... The two other sites...Slusho and Tagruato had .jp domain so I typed boldfutura.jp and there it is...under construction. Can't wait until it is up. Dec 9? Hope not that long. Who knows?

    The boldfutura.jp website is a FAKE. It didn't exist when the Tagruato website was launched, in fact, the domain was registered on October 16th. Actually, I would have bought it, but .JP domains are $99/year.

    The WhoIs info doesn't match any of the other sites.

    And what with that picture? Robots and escalators? They didn't even bother to use the Tagruato or Bold Futura logos...

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  43. Adi said...

    ... Abrams-esque clues are usually subtle and hard to find

    What is the thing he/she pulls out and tries to hide? Is it just another scrunchy? Go frame-by-frame, you will see what I mean.

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  44. So, nobody wants to comment on the Hoberman sphere that appears on the bed in Video #1 and on the nightstand (by the present) in Video #3, but seems to be absent in Video #2?

    It may be a huge leap, but it is well known that Charles Hoberman (inventor of the sphere toy) patterned it off of the ideas of Buckminster Fuller, who was trying to "change the world" by trying find visionary ways to increase Human sustainability on this "Spaceship Earth." Sounds a little like Teddy's "job" and the Tagruato mission. Buckminster is also the namesake of the "Bucky Ball" in chemistry and the father of the Geodesic dome.

    What does this have to do with anying? Heck if I know...

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  46. has anyone ever thought that maybe jamie is sending these messages to a soldier or something? maybe they get to meet up once the attack ensues and the military reacts? sorry but i'm trying to look at these things a little bit more rationally. to be honest, i dont really believe that ANY of these sites have anything to do with the actual plot outside of the mention of Tagruato's drilling.

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  47. Last I've seen in these comments boldfutura.jp was declared under construction and a fake... but it's actually up now. Dennis's arguements for it being a fake were compelling, but damn if it isn't a LOT of pretty for a fake website. All the text seems to come from the Tagruato website, which menas they want us to think it's in-game but the fact that nothing is new might mean that it's oog. Anyways, wanted to throw up the info, let everyone else decide.

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  48. Although, the boldfutura.jp site is very impressive ...
    It may be fan-made.
    (Only time will tell)

    Whois Record

    Domain Information:
    [Domain Name] BOLDFUTURA.JP

    [Registrant] Brandon Takahashi

    [Name Server] ns43.domaincontrol.com
    [Name Server] ns44.domaincontrol.com

    [Created on] 2007/10/16
    [Expires on] 2008/10/31
    [Status] Active
    [Last Updated] 2007/10/18 11:48:03 (JST)

    Contact Information:
    [Name] Brandon Takahashi
    [Email] Whois Privacy and Spam Prevention by DomainTools.com
    [Web Page]
    [Postal code] 166-0002
    [Postal Address] 3-43-13 Koenji-kita
    Suginami-ku
    Tokyo
    [Phone] 2123669993
    [Fax]

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  49. I've a funny feeling that the bold futura website is legitimate.. it's a very complex site.... too complex for a fansite. Plus, if you click on the "About" tab, there's a lot of references to Tagruato, YMR, etc


    Having said that, the bloody robot on the site is loud and annoying as hell >:(

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  50. btw

    on the tagruato.jp site, if you click the link on slusho, it takes you there ... Not so for Bold Futura ... But, then again, things could change.

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  51. The person in her bed is definitively a man (frame by frame angular face and voluminous muscles). His nails are painted yes they are black-painted like guys use to in gothic movement. And why is she saying such a numerous time that she's not perfect ?

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  52. Ok, well personally I think it's a guy for only one reason. Those are some big arms. Man arms. So if it's a chick, it's a big chick, and she didn't look big at all. Besides, even if it's not a man, I'm sure that you're not suppose to know what it is. The fact that it's JJ Abrams means things are not what they seem. And if they're any doubt that it's a woman, than it's on purpose. So it's probably a dude, and they is definately something important about that person.

    And I agree. She's a Skank.

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  53. And as for why she would be sending this. Well she said it's early in the morning. So she's probably still very drunk.

    Besides, I wanted to point this out, and it's really important.

    These are real people, they aren't perfect. JJ is wanting us to feel that they are real. And real people are stupid. Instead of thinking that she wouldn't do anything stupid like send a drunk message to her boyfriend with a dude next to her. Think about if you know any stupid blond girls that like to get drunk and sleep around. She might just be a really stupid whore.

    If she is, than that explains a whole lot.

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  54. "HUD" is the guy in the bed check the photos on his myspace the hair and body type look the same for some reason

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  55. If you click on History at Slusho.com and repeatedly click on the crab, it starts to cry.
    any idea what that's about?

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  56. Ok guys I've figured it out!!! The monster is Mega-Tron!
    So this movie will be Transformers 2!
    Here's why...
    At the end of Transformers 2, Megatron along with all the other destroyed decepticons, were taken out to sea and thrown into some extremly deep ocean trench.
    So what I think happens is the deep sea nectar is really "Energon" that will eventually be put into Energon cubes for the transformers energy source, if you don't know what energon is, look it up it was in the origional cartoon series. Megatron sitting on the bottom of the ocean gets found by Tagruato, and experimented with in hopes of using its technology for Bold Futura, They decide to see what the deep sea nectar will do to him, it brings him back to life, and then he goes and wreacks havok in new york.

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  57. LOL!

    That's almost as funny as this being a RAMPAGE movie.

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  59. All this has done for me is increased my slushy intake.

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  60. Maybe it is a dude in the bed. Think about it. This is a monster movie apparently about a monster chasing THESE people. I mean doesn't the monster have to be at least following THESE people for it to be a 2 hour movie. Otherwise the kids would just hole up in a hiding spot and nothing would happen.

    What if the "rampage" talk turns out to be somewhat true. Except its Teddy and the people at the new Tagruato station who become the monsters. What more reason to hunt down some people in NY and destroy a bunch of shit, than seeing your girl basically admitting cheating in a video.

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  61. hi
    im nick....
    and i honestly dont know about the entire 1-18-08 idea
    im mostly confused, because everyone has a valaid point, and this movie could be based on alot of things, but go to imdb.com
    and look at jj abrams current work, mabye it will help clear at least one theory

    and the idea of it being rampage would piss everyone off
    this monster is going to make people say i want to see that again
    in fact, since its on handheld cameras you probably wont be able to see the monster.

    im just trying to throw my view on this out there because the websites were intended to release certain things on certain dates, and so far all everyones got is slusho


    ps i think teddy might be in the army fighting this beast thing?

    and also another theory of mine is that whatever is attacking earth is caused because it couldve been living off of the main ingreadient?

    well thats all i thought of so far

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  62. The person is a guy, with a bracelet...and the clicking noise was the bracelet.

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  63. Has anyone got a closer look at the
    framed manuscript on the wall?

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