Slusho Happy Talk Update #5

The Slusho Happy Talk page was updated today with new quotes!

In case you don't already know, most, if not all of these, are fan submitted.

• Slusho makes my stomach explode with happy!!
• never had tell me what its like tho
• Is this how you send Happy Talks?
• I hope my commercial wins the contest!!
• drinking slusho has made me plusho!
• Slusho makes my toes happy like the whales!!!!!
• Dear Slusho! Bring it to England Please! I need the FLAVA! Please?!?
• Everything is the best happy-time!! Lucky and Satisfy!!!!!
• yeeeeeeeeeeeahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! whats the upwards notion of your doings???
• slusho the world
• I Feel as If all thE other LiquiDs I consume are sub-par.
• All your Slusho is belong to us.
• Bryan Happy! Slusho Happy! Everybody Happy!!!!!
• slusho makes me happy! I wanna go out on a boat and drink the magic ingredent pure!
• she's one of them
• I love your history, the stories, the adventure... do you have any other stories to tell?
• thank you slusho i enjoy the taste
• I can't drink just one! They're too cold! I get brain-freeze! Please tell me how to be more like the smallest whale, and drink more!
• Why is the number six so special in regards to Slusho?
• Cranberry Crush flavour would be infectious!!!!!!
• I drank some Slusho! last night and haven’t stopped laughing since!! Thanks!!!!!
• It could be more than coincidence that the month following World Cup. Group has found that much work still needs to be done to extend the range of.
• Slusho is the most tasty of treats
• Slusho make good in my belly!
• I've just tried your new drink and boy do I feel good, happy and so strong, I just cant wait to taste them all. Please let me know when there will be more to taste.
• Slusho came to me in the night. It told me sweet secrets.
• I can't stop smiling!!!
• I no longer fidget with sadness.
• My grandmother says that Noriko isn't real. How much Slusho should I feed her to make her believe?
• Can I download a Slusho ring for my car alarm?
• My store is out of blueberry zoom. i mashed some blueberries into nashi but it didn't taste the same. like copper.
• Does it rain Slusho in heaven?
• our teacher made us write poems in class about our favorite thingsd and i wrote a slusho poem and mrs. foshner liked it and gave me a star on my paper so i got to go skating on friday thank you slusho!

BTW, You can see all the old Happy Talk quotes here.

* Thanks to Baydog at Unfiction (aka Daryl) for finding this AND emailing me! Double points awarded!

Slusho Updates Happy Talk

The Happy Talk page on Slusho.jp was updated with new quotes:

• You're website is so cute! I just love the music.
• I am so happy and full of Slusho that I might burst!
• I need to know if there will be a cherry flavor coming soon. I could just imagine the cherry-whale! Thanks!!!
• Slusho is so extreme!!!!!
• Most Honorable Satoshi, I really like the Slusho Zoom flavors of Mikan and Nashi mixed together. Please tell me about your secret ingredient. I promise I won't speak of it to anyone, honest. A devoted consumer in America, thank you
• Slusho, your drinks make me super happy. Slush me away!!
• Yes, Id like to know, all that you know. About Slusho, I mean. I find the soft drink world absolutely fascinating. And was wondering what made it so delectiable!
• keep the slusho secret husho
• GIMME THE TASTI SEA BEVERAGE IN MY MOUTH!
• Nothing better than a deep sea slushy drink!
• I love sharing my favorite Slusho! flavor with all my favorite Slusho! friends!
• Slusho! cured my apathy!!! It made me happathy!!!
• I put raw egg in Slusho! Give more energy for SLUSHO! ZOOM!
• How do I know there was a toothbrush for the door
• Seabed's Nectar changed my way of thinking
• Donkey, Monkey, Slusho!? Yes, I am contented.
• Do I need to microwave Slusho! before feeding my infant?

Some of the quotes are very strange. They remind my of one of my favorite Haiku:

Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I guess this means the ARG is still running despite the WGA strike! Yea!

FYI, I don't see any other changes on the site.

* Thanks to RedWalrus for emailing me about this!

Slusho.jp - More New Happy Talk

The Happy Talk page at Slusho.jp was updated again.

Here are the new quotes:

• BLOOP!
• I Slushoed myself!
• I heard if you drink slusho you become as big as whale, is that true, also what new flavors are you guys adding? Also about the slusho, can you tell anymore information about where that special slusho came from or what's It all about?
• on red crab 6 times
• I'm trying to find a copy of the hit theme song, but my phone's music service doesn't offer it. Can you tell me where I can buy a copy so I can have the ringtone?
• I like inviting Slusho to the party in my mouth.
• I am HAPPY! Thanks Slusho for making me ZOOOOM!
• I luv slusho... bring it 2 england... please????????????????
• Most Honorable Satoshi, I really like the Slusho Zoom flavors of Mikan and Nashi mixed together. Please tell me about your secret ingredient. I promise I won't speak of it to anyone, honest. A devoted consumer in America, thank you -- Billy
• Slusho! heals.
• Is there any combination that don't taste good?
• How should I mix the Slusho flavors to get the best results?
• Slusho! makes the world a better place

You can see the old Happy Talk quotes here:
New Slusho Happy Talk
Slusho Happy Talk

The first two are duplicates, but the rest appear to be fan submitted. In fact, Red Walrus from Unfiction is claiming "on red crab 6 times" as his own submission.

And for the person who wanted the Slusho ringtone for their phone (like I have), I have all the Slusho Music here.

* "I said Cornbred" not an actual quote :)

New Slusho Happy Talk

The Slusho Happy Talk page has been updated.

All of the saying have been replaced with new ones. There are no new characters, but one interesting note in the code is that the Jellyfish has been renamed to Squid.

It seems very likely that all of theses comments are fan submitted (based on the numerous spelling errors), so I wouldn't put too much weight behind their meaning.

However, here are some interesting links for Bloop and the River Thames Whale.

Here are all of the new saying:

• Slusho!, thanks for bringing joy to my family's life. But what are you all about?
• Slusho is a happy time. I like it. I like it. Uh Huh.
• How do I get some of that tasty Slusho? I'm so excited to create my OWN amanzing flavor combinations!!!
• BLOOP!
• This all is very mysterious. Slusho frightens me, but at the same time I want to drink 6 and be the whale.
• I Slushoed myself!
• Slusho! the world!
• Have you thought about a apple or watermelon flavor slusho?
• Is there a whale flavored slusho!?
• Hello SLUSHO!!! Your drink is wonderful!! Such great water, with much power, it makes me zoom! SLUSHO!! Will make all the people, fish, donkey, and frog very happy!!!
• Strawberry and bluberry are my favorites!
• You guys rock I am a whale!"
• Like the whale that swam up the Thames river .... we want SLUSHO here in London
• Thanks for a GREAT night!!!

* Thanks to CloverfieldNews.com, who had the scoop on everyone!

Slusho Happy Talk

The Happy Talk page features a large mouth that opens up, and one of the various Slusho! characters is inside. All of the characters, and some new ones, appear saying various strange Slusho! quotes, then get swallowed up by the giant mouth. The title of the page is "Your Slusho! Quotes", so these may have some from the emails sent to Satoshi.



Here are all of the current quotes:

• I'm HAPPY, RIGHT NOW...Thanks to you!!!
• I am so happy, but I wish I had some Slusho! Then I would be even more happy.
• Are you one of us?
• Happy, am I happy? Of course I am. I love Slusho. I enjoy your product, and I feel Ganu's dream when I drink it. Thanks for turning me into a whale... keep up the good work.
  Slusho is people!!!
• I have had six slusho. Can I have a Slusho T-Shirt, size xxxl? Much thank you!
• I have to complement you on your beverage, which I sampled on a recent trip to Hokkaido! Very delicious! Please bring it to America soon!
• I love Slusho!, it's the greatest thing I've ever tasted!!!
• I've never had a drink better than Slusho! It's so yummy!!!!
• Am I a whale????
• Help! I had 7 ... is that bad?
• Slusho, I am very happy! I really can't drink just six!!!!!! I want to thank you! Also I thank Noriko, because she created the best thing ever! I'm happy!
• Slusho is the best drink ever! It makes my tastebuds ring! Keep up the good work!!!