Sunday, September 16, 2007

MyNumber1Vid Transcript

Here is the transcript for Jamie's video:

Jamie: Seriously? How the heck do you get this stupid thing to work. It's recording..
Hey babe, It's Jamie and I just wanna let you know that this is probably one of the many many video messages you'll be getting from me, while you're away on your trip. And, I don't know, I just figure it would be a really good way for you to see my gorgeous face whenever you want.

And I know you've only been gone a day, but I couldn't resist telling you how much I love you and how much our last night together was amazing. It was pretty "ridic". And I don't know, I miss you so much, I got your voice message earlier and it was really good to hear your voice.

I just, it was weird. I was just talking to Marlena about you, and she sucks at talking about stuff like this. She's so negative, but she said
"The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else". But I don't want to get under anyone else but you, and you know that, so... and plus everyone knows that I'm a top girl, so you don't have to worry about that.

Anyway, I can't wait to talk to you tomorrow and I just miss you, you know, I miss you like the sky misses the flowers, or is it the stars miss the sky? Whatever. I love you babe.

Oh! And don't show anyone these videos. I swear to god, if this ends up on the internet, I will kill you.
Jamie: I'm done
Marlena [off camera]: How did it go?
Jamie: Good. I think. Do you have anymore of those Cranberry pills?
Marlena [off camera]: Yeah, why? What's up?
Jamie: I'm getting another bladder infection.

Tomayer emailed me to let me know that Jamie's quote is similar to a quote from the movie "A Knights Tale":
I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct it's light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.

-- William in "A Knight's Tale"


  1. Why havent we seen this teddy guy yet .. i wonder .. i still believe this is more about the arch angel and stuff seeing that is the only culture / believe in america that has monsters / super beings in it. so maybe this teddy is Gabriel the archangel

  2. Wow, well that's not exactly riveting repartee. I hope that the movie script is not this lame.

    Thanks for posting it as usual though Dennis! :-)

  3. Radiation Internal Dose Information Center (RIDIC) .. maybe random maybe not

  4. There's a "Mosquito" in this video.
    I also found it on the roar. Only 17-25 year-olds can hear it, tho.

  5. I ran the audio through a spectral analyzer, but I didn't see anything unusual. I'll check it again tonight.

    Maybe it not a mosquito, but Jamie's ninja ring tone? :)

  6. "ridic" might be short for "ridiculous", except that would be a strange adjective to describe an amazing night together...

    I'm thinking the bladder infection is important... maybe the monster feeds off of bladders and wouldn't want hers?

  7. Slusho = Bladder Infections!

    Make you smile happy!


  8. bladder infection means she's probably having sex with someone. and not teddy, since he's away.

  9. In case it hasn't been brought up....the site is registered to Teddy Hanssen and there is an e-mail address,, and an address in New York. That's all the info I've found hopefully it helps someone.

  10. "I got you voice message"

    Typo in the third paragraph, but thanks for posting this it helps alot.

  11. Typo fixed. Thanks! You/your will be my downfall someday...

    Lauren said... bladder infection means she's probably having sex with someone. and not teddy, since he's away.

    Jamie says in the video "I know you've only been gone a day", so I doubt she's already had sex with someone else. It must be from Teddy and their "Ridic" night together.

  12. everyone realises what comes up when you go to don't they?

  13. Jason,

    Nothing? :)

    I think you probably mean, and for the record, this is a fan created site.