Was Teddy Hanssen in Cloverfield? Some people think this man on the Brooklyn Bridge looks like Teddy Hanssen. I flipped the screen shots so you can compare them to the Missing Teddy Hanssen poster on the left.MissingTeddyHanssenIf you head over to MissingTeddyHanssen.blogspot.com, you'll find the blog of Teddy's sister - Alyse Hanssen. If the dates on the site are to be believed, this has been around for a few weeks.
04/15/08 4:05 pm
That’s what I thought. You’re pathetic. And if you think I’m giving up on my brother you’re stupider than I gave you credit for. Anyone who’s tired of being lied to should come to my blog. We have to stick together. There are more people out there affected by this. I can’t be the only one.
There is a ominous new message posted on Tidowave.com:To MissingTeddyHanssen.
There’s no help coming. Stop your campaign.
There’s nothing here.
Where are these “fearless, brave warriors” I heard about? No one answers my calls. No one answers their doors. My brother is still out there somewhere and you guys couldn’t care less about him. Some friends you are. If it wasn’t for your freakish, cult mind-games he’d still be here with me. This is all your fault!!! You cowards! I hope you’re all rotting away somewhere!The comments have generally been considered OOG, because they appear to be user-submitted. Could this be an exception?
A new photo has appeared on 1-18-08.com. This is no April fools joke - it looks the the ARG may be on again!
Of all the millions of ways for me to show you how much I HATE YOU,* Thanks to Alicia for emailing me first!
the only way is to do my "Hate Dance" that I created for you,
so you will know my PAIN!
I don't know if it's the stuff you gave me,
but I'm see everything a lot clearer now!
[mocking Teddy] Don't eat this Jamie* Thanks to W-Three at Unfiction, and Jess, Garrett, Robert for emailing me about his!
But I'm hungry
[opens the "primary" evidence, and smells it]
Wow, definitely opens my sinuses, that's for sure.
[eats some of the evidence]
Tastes pretty good...
Woah, what is this stuff that you sent me?
I feel great, I'm gonna go out...
OK, OK, I figured it all out.UPDATE: Is someone trying to open Jamie's door, right when she says "You Suck"?!?
You suck, and I am the awesomest!
And whoever your skanky, slutty, skanky
[drinks]
girlfriend your with, it's probably a moo cow who lives on a farm
Ugly, prostitute, not pretty. She's "the ugly", I'm sure
I'm sick of it, I'm not going to cry over you.
And guess who's a prick? Anyone? Anyone?
You are.
Jamie opened her gift from Teddy, and it's a good one! Unless you are Jamie, who thinks it is all a joke. Inside the gift is a Slusho hat, what seems to be a sample of the Seabed's Nectar, and message from Teddy:Jamie, listen to me, alright this is not a joke. If you're hearing this before we've spoken, then it means that I've been captured by the company called Tagruato. Ok, TAG-RU-ATO. Now listen. You, this is important. Don't call the authorities. It'll screw everything up. Just sit tight and wait to hear from Randy. He knows to call you. We're on their station ok, and it's like they've found something, or they're making something, but the point is, I can't, I'm not going to be calling you again. You're not gonna hear from me again. I just want you to wait for Randy.. he will explain [Jamie stops tape]You can download the video directly here: http://jamieandteddy.com/video5.mov
Jamie is a little worried that she hasn't heard from Teddy in a few days, so she performs a striptease to music from his favorite band.Teddy...
[kisses the camera]
I miss you and, I haven't heard from you in two days, and usually you're very good about calling me. So, I hope everything's OK.
But in the meantime I just wanted to show you what you were missing. And me and the girls took a strip class, and I'm gonna do a song by the "Glass Helmets" (?), which is your favorite band and here it goes...
[Jamie strips]
Anyway, punk's really hard to strip to, but you get it...
I miss you and will you call me. I really wanna know more about "the cause" and
We can talk about anything "the cause", when you call, all about "the cause".
I just - just call me OK - because, I love you.
Hey it’s me, um… It’s really early in the morning and I just wanted to catch you before you started your day. I have to explain last night, if it’s not too late um.. I ran into your skanky ex girlfriend and she basically threatened me and said that she was going to tell you that I was making out with guys on the dance floor, which is 100% not true. And I would expect you to believe me over her. I mean she obviously still likes you and it’s really obvious. And I’m not going to entertain but, I just wish that you would trust me, I mean, ya know I went out with my girlfriends and you’re the one that’s off saving the world and, you know, following your dream, but you left me here. Ya know and I just.. I’m lonely and I went out with my girlfriends and it wasn’t a big deal. Just please believe me and I mean, last night was horrible. I lost my purse with my phone in it and my wallet and my keys and everything. And I tried to text you but I didn’t.. I couldn’t. And I’m going to call you immediately when I get my new phone today but I just want you to know that I’m not perfect. I’m trying to be perfect. I’m doing everything that I can to make this relationship work under the circumstances. And, I mean, you know, everyone can’t be like Lily and Jason, ya know? They’r- which by they way they are not perfect. They fought all night long. So, and I’ll tell you about it when you call me. Um, but anyway I just support what you’re doing and I do understand it. I mean I don’t really understand it but ya know, I do support you and I’m lonely and waiting for you to come back. Just believe me and I know exactly what I’m gonna do to- [person pops up pillow and is revealed next to Jamie] Oh wow, I don’t even know who this is. I think it’s Marlena’s cousin. It’s a girl. But, um, I know exactly what I’m going to do to prove to you, and um, I think you’ll like it. And I love you and I’ll talk to you soon. [camera shuts] GE- [end of video]
[plays harmonica]* Thanks to Alex for emailing me about this!
Alright, I finally figured out how to work the camera, and I have about 15 horny girls waiting to go to girls night down stairs, so I have to make this really quick.
I'm here talking to you right now because of two reasons:
1. Because I miss you, I miss you so much, and...
2. Because you really f-ed me up with this gift, you can not - thank you by the way - but you can not send a girl a gift and tell her to open it on December 9th... which is forever away. You just can't do that! But, I gave you my word and it's gonna sit here right at the edge of my bed until, until you say that I can open it, because I gave you my word.
And I also got your text message, sorry...
[whispering] I got you text message earlier, I have to be quiet...
And I got, I just figured out the answer to your question - six, six times. And the answer that you got wrong is
[whispering] Corn Bread
you got it wrong
[off camera] lets go, let do this!
All right, all right. I have to go, i love you , I miss you so much, and I'll talk to you soon...
[off camera] come one
A new website was found today, JamieAndTeddy.com, based on clues from Jamie's MySpace page, and comments by LenaDia.Hey girl! Well that certainly got his attention. Teddy-bear called me each of the last three days, and each time we've ended up talking for like 3 hours. I miss the man behind the voice! He says he already watched it ten times and demanded more! Such a sweetie!LenaDia left her a message two minutes later:
I'm glad it worked for you, honey. I knew if he could just bear witness to your hotness, he'd never stray. Though I still don't think you should have to work so hard.
Just for you Teddy-bear! I miss ya like CRAZY already!!!Love, your Lil' LascanoClicking on the picture takes you to a login page. Crazyover11808 found the password: jllovesth (awwww, how sweet) which take you to a video download page "for my baby".
AP, the week 2 version
What up, thanks to all my Purple warriors for the fantasy advice.
I need you again! Anyone have the inside word on Chester Taylor's hip injury? AP BLEW UP week 1, he looked amazing. But Childress still claims CT is the starter. I don't know how long that can last, but that's not what I want to hear as a fantasy owner.
Are they saying CT will play, be limited, be out, any news?
Thanks.
Jamie updated her Myspace page today. 
