Jamie opened her gift from Teddy, and it's a good one! Unless you are Jamie, who thinks it is all a joke. Inside the gift is a Slusho hat, what seems to be a sample of the Seabed's Nectar, and message from Teddy:
Jamie, listen to me, alright this is not a joke. If you're hearing this before we've spoken, then it means that I've been captured by the company called Tagruato. Ok, TAG-RU-ATO. Now listen. You, this is important. Don't call the authorities. It'll screw everything up. Just sit tight and wait to hear from Randy. He knows to call you. We're on their station ok, and it's like they've found something, or they're making something, but the point is, I can't, I'm not going to be calling you again. You're not gonna hear from me again. I just want you to wait for Randy.. he will explain [Jamie stops tape]You can download the video directly here: http://jamieandteddy.com/video5.mov
Or watch it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MirrKmscMV4
* Thanks to Terry and Raul for emailing me about this first, and to Keith for the transcript!