There is a new video on JamieandTeddy.com (password: jllovesth).
Jamie expresses her thoughts through interpretive dance.
You can download the video directly here: http://jamieandteddy.com/number9.mov
Or watch it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4u76wsB9AE
Transcript:
Of all the millions of ways for me to show you how much I HATE YOU,* Thanks to Alicia for emailing me first!
the only way is to do my "Hate Dance" that I created for you,
so you will know my PAIN!
I don't know if it's the stuff you gave me,
but I'm see everything a lot clearer now!
perfect screen capture... LOL
ReplyDeletemaybe this stuff makes you angry?
Ummm...... WTF?! I knew Jamie was crazy, but this takes the cake. Perhaps it just magnifies your natural emotions and actions.
ReplyDeleteDamn i didn't make the first comment! Well, Jamie certainly has lost it. WTF! Teddy is probably dead somewhere with the fishes and this chick is sending out tapes to NO ONE! Her hate really sends out some scary sounds. Maybe she really is the monster!?
ReplyDeleteunicron supreme (@ Unfiction) said...
ReplyDeletepersonally I think they've gone too far with this one. They're just trying to see what kind of weird shit they can make us watch and analyze
I completely agree... LOL
Maybe the ingredient has a ying-yang reaction?
ReplyDeleteWhen you first taste it you feel all good inside and happy and energetic, and then you crash into anger & depression?
I saw the video...i almost lose my ear!!!....the secret ingredient is affecting her very much...
ReplyDeleteI remember the red crab in slusho page....Changing his emotions....
you have a good idea slusho librarian. i thinkt that it could be have a "suger high" affect...
ReplyDeletenice ummm...dance skills jamie.
ReplyDeleteThanks charlie!
ReplyDeleteAlso, it can be an addiction thing. They crash and think "Oh, well if I have another then I'll be happy again" and have another one.
Can't Drink Just Six, right? Got to have 7 to last the day. lol :)
You know... maybe it was crack that he sent to her... *ponder*
ReplyDeleteher voice sounded a little different too, especially when she said "i'm seeing everything a lot clearer now"
ReplyDeletei wonder if this is all just from that little scoop of that stuff or if she had anymore.. the effects last a LONG time if it was just from that tiny bit.. O_O
Jamie sounds like she hateses the dirty little hobbitses.
ReplyDeleteFunny, she's jumping all over that bed, yet i don't hear the door smackin' back and forth like before. That crazy door of hers was totally being pounded on from the outside! I swear sometimes, i really hope this movie is worth it.
ReplyDeleteI think she's going to post something else in a couple of days after that stuff has cleared her system. Considering her mania, it'll look something like heroine withdraw, I bet.
ReplyDelete._. One word: Scary.
ReplyDeleteHahaha mastah,
ReplyDelete...you right jajaj now i realize her voice sound Gollum style...
But i think is the slusho crab style....
I think i'll wait for another video and she's gonna cry...and another more smiling again....
Or she's just bipolar....hahaha
this explains what has happened to Britney Spears recently..
ReplyDeletehere's my take: Slusho drinks probably only contain a tiny bit of Seabed nectar in them, but she got a block of pure stuff so it's going to really go to town on her.
ReplyDeleteDennis, you're the man with the BEST "Cloverfield" fan site (Which we are very happy to visit and put our .02 in...)... after seeing this video what do you honestly think of Jamie...lol
ReplyDeleteDennis... Are you putting these all on your Youtube?
ReplyDeleteI didnt notice any of them mentioned in your list at the top right of the page
Has anyone mentioned that an anagram of "for my baby" is May Bomb Fry. I'm sure it's nothing, but little baby fish are called fry. I know this is really reaching. My first post on here, so be gentle. Oh yeah, Jamie was crazy before the sea nectar. I think the other posters are right in that it heightens your characteristics.
ReplyDeleteI want to make only One question:
ReplyDeleteIn her stupidity, how does she convert this "camcorder" video (because the lens cover i see that´s a camcorder) in to Quicktime and post it on a website?
1.-The screaming was not necesary.
2.-The dance was so awsomemly stupid that i liked it.
3.-Too soon for another video.
**and the most important and the mother of all questions...
Do all the videos if you see them again, make any sense to you?, are they leading somewhere?
No comprende!!!
Bloody hell! I think it's safe to assume that the pinky full of SBN we saw her take in the last video is not the only hit she's taken.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing my Hate Jamie Dance right now. And it's way more awesome!
She just kinda grinds all my nerves.
Tankobear, I think they are posting more to the internet to build up viral hype for the movie. I bet you see a least something posted on the linked sites once a day until release. The videos are supposed to link to Tagruato and T.I.D.O sites. Not literally, but her boyfriend Teddy is fighting for "the cause" with T.I.D.O and sent the seabed nectar with the message not to eat. She does and supposedly we'll see her "change" in the next videos like the woman blowing up in the scene in the trailer.
ReplyDeleteTRoy! i know that mate!! i´m just kidding ;) been in this site since day 1 and I know, is just that sometimes this videos are quite weird...
ReplyDeleteHugs all!!
Anyone else notice how dilated her pupils were.
ReplyDeleteThats some heavy sh*t.
TROY PREPARE TO GET FLAMED!
ReplyDeleteno, that was a groovy find man.
Uh, im thinking the withdrawl idea makes the most sense. Slusho wont make u more sad if u drink it while sad, it makes u zoom! but, a lot of stuff leads us to addictive qualities, and the crab thing that i totally forgot about leads to withdrawl symptoms comfortably enough.
Shes always been annoyingly upset to this point, now shes super aggressive and obviously not thinking clearly. Slusho! Happy drink makes you Happy.
It makes sense really, the only problem is we dont know yet if she took more after that first hit, we'll have to wait and hopefully see.
and shes not going to blow up. period.
Okay, the girl has LOST it! Damn. And is it more, or did she seem kind of 'evil' with her last line. Man, give me some of whatever she head, FAST.
ReplyDeleteI think we'll be getting A LOT of videos from her between now and 1-18-08, and we'll see how crazier she get's with each one.
How adorable is she ^_^!
ReplyDeleteYes I'm weird
She'd be quite hot like
ReplyDeleteif she had a nicer nose lol
and wasn't so friggin psycho =/
It's like some really bad steriods. She has this great feeling and heightened awareness, but with crazy side effects. The addiction thing seems to make sense, I didn't even put that together til I read it. I did notice that her "Hate Suit" looks like a homemade Tagruato Ninja outfit, but I bet they dance better.
ReplyDeleteAlso starting to think that perhaps this monster (I'm calling her Lizzy from now on) may have been a docile creature just chillin' in the ocean, but then somehow ate some seabed nectar and had the same weird reaction Jamie did and got really pissed off.
5'8" girl + SBN = Hate Dance
300 foot monster +SBN = Bye bye New York
Maybe Tagruato invented a highly addictive new drug or created a a chemical or germ warfare kind of thing from something in the ocean and seabed nectar is the only thing that keeps it from being dangerous or is the only cure. Just doing a little opposite thinking.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or in the start of the video does Jamie seem to be cold in the way she is moving up and down like she is shivering. She is experencing the chocolate "rage" phase of the nectar.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the video is absurd, it still manages to press the issue that the "Sea Bed Nectar" is the catalyst for the monster attack. Although I am unsure as to the true intentions of the Chuai station (Oil Recovery, "Sea Bed Nectar" Recovery, Monster Observation, or combination there of), I will assume that the activities that took place did not amuse the Monster, which I think we all can agree upon. The "why" is the issue at hand. Why did the monster become so aggravated that it tore down the station and began a 1000 mile march to NY, only to trash the joint?
ReplyDeleteI remember reading a while back about Slusho! somewhere, and how it increased cellular growth, etc. Assuming Slusho! is more or less a Slurpee with this "Nectar" being the difference, we can rightfuly assume the nectar, and not any oher ingredient is the cause of the cellular activity (as Jamie's 9th video corroborates).
If the "Nectar" is a mutagen, and "You can't drink just six!" anything that eats it probably craves more, just like any other drug (which Jamie's behavior most certainly mimics). The more it craves, the more it eats... the more it eats, the more mutated / hyper it becomes.
In conclusion... Harvesting or drilling was destroying the Monster's major food source, causing it to act like an enraged junky, totaling Chuai. Looking for its next fix, the monster follows the scent of "Nectar" trailing the Tagurato tanker that had just left Chuai. The tanker sails right into the NY harbor with the Monster in tow, and the rest is 1-18-08.
Still, unanswered to me are the "bites". When the movie was trying to find its title, "Parasite" was one in the running. It has to be inferred that a bite from that monster would be fatal. Something of a more human scale, would have to be responsible for a survivable (temporarily) bite. What that is, is obviously up for speculation... (sorry for the long post)
Best video so far, by a long shot.
ReplyDeleteShe's freaking cracked.
to whoever asked how she gets the camcorder video into quicktime its really easy imovie can do that and windows movie maker could probably do it to.
ReplyDeleteOkay ya she is insane i know this is so mean of me but i hope she gets what she deserves
ReplyDeleteSo, when does she pop?
ReplyDeletemy 2 cents...
ReplyDeleteI think shes acting out the motions u go through after ingesting the nectar. At first the dance is kinda happy and when she flip and makes the sound her dance changes. She grabs her stomach/rib area and motions to her eyes and face. I think this might be a link to the bleeding eyes and mouth thing weve seen a couple times. She also is apparently coughing
I dont know, either this is absolutely nothing or its something...either way people 9 days!!!
Well, it's official now: DUMB BROAD.
ReplyDeletesir_incognito said, "I did notice that her "Hate Suit" looks like a homemade Tagruato Ninja outfit..."
ReplyDeleteI thought the exact same thing, but what would she be doing wearing it? I just don't see any possibility that she is with Tag. Maybe if someone educated in interpretive dancing could interpret what her "hate dance" is saying we might find another clue. Who does that anyway?
YOOO HUEVER HAS TIVO OR POSTS COMMERCIALS ONLINE THERE WAS A BRAND NEW COMMERCIAL ON VH1 AT 3:24
ReplyDeleteON CHANNEL 51 EASTERN TIME
pardon me for being slightly rude here. even though the rules of the internet say caps lock is cruise control for cool please dont use it.
ReplyDeleteiight zurcher sryy man jus tryin to get my message across
ReplyDeleteTankobear and guesstimate jones,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the replies. I've been coming to the site for a long time. I'm finally caught up in the hype and decided to post. I don't know who's said what, so thanks for setting me straight. I still think we may see some sort of transformation. She may not pop, but I bet we see some physical changes.
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ReplyDeletePossible important find****
ReplyDeleteCurrently Jamie is in the angry nectar phase.
If in her next video she is crying.
This proves the fact that i have found the stages of seabed nectar.
I will not tell you where i found this until her next video. Dennis think about me before you post Jamies sad video.
I think that she is dressed this way because she is cold.... we know slusho is kept near freezing to keep the SBN viable, so maybe once you ingest it, it decides to make you a more friendly living space by making you colder too....slusho interior(internal) decorating so to speak.
ReplyDeleteI can dig it. It's like a virus, so it would make sense that she's has the chills. BranJ, I think you are talking about the crab on the slusho site. It's been on this site for quite a while. I noticed it too. Good eye you've got there.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna guess what hes talking about is the crab on the history section of the slusho website...if you click it it gets angry, cries, than turns into a zombie or something...i dont know why brianj would make a post like that and not reveal what hes thinking...thats not progressive at all bro, nine days left, share what you think
ReplyDeleteto whoever asked how she gets the camcorder video into quicktime its really easy imovie can do that and windows movie maker could probably do it to.
ReplyDeleteShe's using a QuickCam with a privacy shade. It's pretty obvious that it's perched on top of her computer. It feeds directly into her computer so she doesn't really need to convert it. That's why you always see the shade before she flips it up.
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ReplyDeleteThere are so many problems with this!
ReplyDelete1. She can't deform or blow up or anything like that because she is AT THE PARTY!
2. how come Randy has not contacted her, what happened to him?
3. How has she not spoken to Rob since finding out he is going to work for Slusho/tagruato and told him about Teddy's message where he refers to tagruato?
4. One Rob's friends (i think hud?) drank slusho (the myspace page remember) and nothing bad happened to him as far as we know.
These videos are leaving waayyyy to many loose ends to tie up before the film or even in the film for that matter. And its really gonna upset me if they leave this whole jamielovesteddy website subplot unexplained. urgh.
Off topic I think the monster has more than two arms/claws and may have tentacles. I am basing this upon the multitude of items that appear to be thrown from the water after Chuai submerged. I also feel the monster is highly intelligent.
ReplyDeletei forgot the biggest one of all. why the hell would teddy send her the stuff to begin with! i know we've asked all these questions before but it seems like these things appear, we ask all these questions, and then 2 days later something else appears and more questions get asked and everyone forgets about the unanswered questions from before. I just hope the film makers aren't gonna forget about aaaalllllllllll the questions they have created over the last few months.
ReplyDeletei just hate being unsatisfied
Side effects of Slusho include:
ReplyDelete-Euphoria
-Inability to control the volume of your own voice
-Uncontrollable urge to perform interpretive dance
-Death
Kori said... Side effects of Slusho include: -Inability to control the volume of your own voice
ReplyDeleteAustin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.
BTW, Jamie's dance reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whiodBT6IxE
Okay, the bitch needs to let go.
ReplyDeleteAnd vernon, again, the only thing saying Jamie is at the party at the photos, which matt and JJ have said conflicting things about. Theres is no video proof or audio proof she is in the actual movie.
Woah.
ReplyDelete*becomes deaf*
NOW I CAN NO LONGER CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!
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Thanks Ty. I was going to say the same thing. I tried to look for any other clues that she was at the party and the photo is the only one. She may have left right after the shot was taken. Besides, when did she have time to write on the back? After she went someplace and printed it out? The photos and the movie doesn't seem to jibe. vernon141, I would think he sent them as evidence to the only person he trusted. Little did he know Jamie would turn out to be a nut-bar. He wanted her to wait until the 9th, because he thought that it would be back by then. If not he was in trouble and she was supposed to help. She's too dumb and doesn't. (Sorry for the long posts today. It's my first day writing anything on this site.)
ReplyDeletewhat if slusho!...is the 'answer' to the movie.....they feed the nectur to the monster to make it 'see things clearer'....god i hope not!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone figured out why on the Slusho website that 3 household items are present?
ReplyDelete1. An oven mitt
2. A wedge of cheese
3. A hammer
Not only can you find them on the History section when you click on the different floating creatures, but also on the Distribution page mixed in with all the characters at the bottom.
I can't think of anything they could tie to myself. Wonder if anyone else had an idea?
following up on the idea of parasites and small monsters besides the lone MGP, could there have been other creatures that didnt get enough SBN to reach the size of our monster?
ReplyDeletethis could explain all the screams of being biten during the movie.
her behaviour reminds me of britney spears. only that jaime is a better dancer
ReplyDeleteMGP? Please call her Lizzy.
ReplyDeleteMy gf's name is Lizzy... o.0
ReplyDeleteI can see clear now too! Yo gabba gabba, indeed. That video is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly the parasites come off the monsters body like moving barnacles. Weird, I know. Check the picture of Rob and (Beth?) pushing on the door. One of the parasites is rumored to be pushing on the other side to attack them.
i personally like the name MGP (Mr. Grumpy Pants).
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's my girlfriend's name too. I figured it was better than Mister Grumpy Pants, and I'm not a huge fan of Clover. Plus I'm 99% sure that when she gets pissed my GF could destroy an oil rig.
ReplyDeletebranj - stop being so counter-productive. You won't be held in higher regard over anyone here (we've all worked really hard and have come up with some great theories, TOGETHER) for drawing parallels between the crab on www.slusho.jp and Jamie's emotions.
ReplyDeleteReminder: This is not a competition, but an international (I'm from Australia) effort to solve the mystery.
J....
ReplyDeleteBRITNEY SPEARS LOL...
Jamie is the better dancer....
HAHAHAH
Both are jacked on crack.
That had to be the best video yet!
With this special site jamieandteddy.com and vids, Jamie is either going to be a huge part of the movie, or she's going to have a cameo, and die first! LOL.
Guess we gotta wait and see!
JJ and Reeves are full of surprises. I bet they probably already read this site daily... as evidenced by the new post Dennis put up.
pinkhamster, that's not a bad guess at all.
ReplyDeletenote how on the photo album 1-18-08.com website, that japanese recipe said to add only a 'pinch' of seabed's nectar stuff?
I think two pinky globs definitely got to her fast, and whether she had more or not, it turned her into a wacko nutjob psycho ninja jumpsuit hate dancer bitch.
God, my ears still ring from that insane random unexpected yelling in the video...>_<
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ReplyDeleteMy weakling attempt to provide some possible answers to questions:
ReplyDeleteWhy hasn't Randy contacted Jamie yet? It's very possible that Randy was one of the people aboard the Chuai station when the "altercation" occurred. His could have been the cell phone that captured some of the footage, and he could have been the one clocked or killed by the "incoming" debris at the end. Conversely, he could have been captured by Tagruato or could just be lying low until he can be sure he and the other members of TIDOwave are safe to congregate. There are any number of reasons why it would be difficult or impossible for him to contact Jamie.
Why has she not put two and two together and told Rob that Slusho/Tagruato has captured Teddy? First, remember, she doesn't believe Teddy is really captured, only that he's jilted her. This is part of what's fueling her big I-hate-my-prick-of-a-missing-boyfriend binge (though I'd say most of the rest is running on a Seabed's Nectar jag). Second, she hasn't made any posts to MySpace since, what, November? December? at least a good while. It's plausible that she hasn't heard anything about Rob's job--just because we're obsessive about these clues doesn't mean everyone in the Cloverfield universe is too--or that she's literally too dumb to put two and two together. She only heard the name "Tagruato" on the recorded message Teddy sent her, and she can't remember later how it's pronounced. There's a good chance she's forgotten it already.
Why did Teddy send the "primary evidence" to his dumb broad girlfriend? He probably credited her with more intelligence than she actually has. (Remember, he hadn't known her very long before heading out only to be captured by Tagruato.) Also, he might have considered that Tagruato would attempt to infiltrate TIDOwave first (which they appear to have done, if the blog is accurate) and decided to send the evidence to a place where no one would think to look.
One of Rob's friends drank Slusho and didn't seem to suffer any ill effects. The amount of seabed's nectar in Slusho is probably too small to provide more than a short-term high if you drink one or two--but it probably has a cumulative effect (thus all the conjecture over the slogan "You Can't Drink Just Six" as suggesting that after six Slusho beverages, Sumpin Bad starts to happen). Of course, Jamie had a dose of the concentrated stuff rather than a wee pinch diluted in a slushy beverage. Whatever the effect of drinking lots of Slusho over time is, we're pretty sure to see that speeded up and amplified in Jamie's behavior.
Can't wait.
im so glad that damn crab makes sense.
ReplyDeleteIm sure she'll be sad next, it really makes to much sense to be wrong.
and i also agree that the monster feels these same effects after chuai sucks up all the nectar. atleast he gets angry anyway, i doubt he'll start crying. The game really feels like its leading me to this theory, and so far its the most simple theory around. So far it all adds up. The hammer cheese and mit r loose ends tho...
Whats everyone's oppinions on the crabs last emotion? I think it might be a coma or something to that effect.
a coma, lol what? XD
ReplyDeletethat would be scary.
I think it's just the restart of the cycle, just being happy again after downing another Slusho.
i'm still hoping they sell slusho in movie theaters the day of release.
though it would make me have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the movie, no doubt...
eh.
Alex, she resembles the blond hair girl in the teaser/trailer/widget. And the fact remains it's still a picture, which is disputable thanks to matt/jj.
ReplyDeleteI watched the vid without sound so maybe that's why I seem to be the only one to notice this, butI think she's spelling letters out with her body positions.
ReplyDeleteAdi im sorry you feel that way, i only did that because some people like critizing on blogs before they know what they are talking about. I guess this place isnt like that, huh?
ReplyDeletesorry double, but scott i saw her do a W but thats all so i dont think its important. But if you see any other letters please tell us.
ReplyDeleteahhhh Ty thank you you are right, never noticed that before
ReplyDeleteI know it's been said a gajillion times already, but she's officially a nutjob. I think that the higher powers of cloverfield know how hooked we are on her and she's more or less a comic relief at this point.
ReplyDeleteSo, evidently, ingesting unfrozen concentrated Seabed Nectar gets you high as a kite. Wich is cool.
ReplyDeleteBut that inspires a new conspiracy theory:
what if the monster invasion NEVER HAPPENS, and everything that the guests at Robs party experience turns out to be delutions and hallucinations caused by an overdose of Slushos?
To me, Slusho's "You can't drink just six!" slogan doesn't mean that you can't drink just six because you'll get addicted, but it means that there is 6 flavors that can be mixed (like on Slusho's website), so you can't just drink six [flavors].
ReplyDeleteJust my $0.02 ;)
T.
I've been with the "Monster-in-Slusho-angry-phase" theory for months. I looked at the crab, and at Happy Talk, where the characters occaisonally go through the crab's phases.
ReplyDeleteI doubt the monster attack is a hallucination.
"you cant drink just six" makes me think of pringles with their "once you pop the fun dont stop" slogan. once you have some you have that OMG WANT MOAR! feeling that usually comes with chips
ReplyDeleteI seriously think that Jamie is going through the 5 stages of death.
ReplyDelete1. Denial. "I'm so happy, nothing's wrong!"
2. Anger. "I HATE YOU!"
3. Bargaining. "I'm sorry, give me another chance, Teddy! Please!"
4. Depression. "Ohmahgawd I'm gona die ohmahgawd I'm gonna die, ohmahgawd..."
5. Acceptance.
Sorry bout the double post, but this also fits with the various emotions of the Crab on Slusho.jp.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the monster feels bad for her and comes to New York to cheer her up. :p
ReplyDeleteOOps lol sorry bout the double comment but for anybody who is wondering where I saw the word 'WHY' it is kinda strange.
ReplyDeleteW in the beggining
H when she's doing JUMPING JACKS
Y When she's doing a hand stand...
Am I double posting? I don't know...wever
Lol, she's pretty flexible....
ReplyDeletej/k
she was slusho zooming way too much
ReplyDeleteWhat if Tagruato is just using oil as a cover up and is farming Seabed's Nectar as a drug?
ReplyDeleteeven though there is no subscribe button on jamieandteddy.com
ReplyDeletewe gotta unsubscribe from this nutjob until she stops making crappy videos and explodes
I totally agree
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteBut we wouldn't actually see her explode. Which sucks.
Just thot of this...but what if Teddy is the owner of Tagruato...An oing out with a phychopath (Jamie) he knew how she'd react to him doing this, he predicted this, and she's an experiment. he can see everything from the vids!! Anyone think of that?
ReplyDeleteREPLY ASAP I wana know what u guys think!=)
Maybe... It would make sense....
ReplyDeleteAnyone else going to reply?!...WAHHHHH Please reply...lol I'm hyper excuse me...
ReplyDeleteAlright this post is just for testing my avatar thingy
ReplyDeleteDude it pwns!
ReplyDeleteBecause I made it.
:p
btw I no im posting alot but this 'drug' enhances all ur senses...i think...I quote "I don't know if it's the stuff you gave me,
ReplyDeletebut I'm see everything a lot clearer now!"
IM SEE EVERYTHING A LOT CLEARER NOW!!
And it's addictive! This is a total drug!
ReplyDeleteOther peope probably noticed this as well, but if you watch her hate dance, she's obviously doing a crab walk.
ReplyDeleteanyone assume that the girl exploding in the trailer IS jamie?
ReplyDeleteJ: Only a few people have. Because the majority think that Marlena being hauled away by hazmat men bleeding from her eyes/mouth in an area surrounded by sheets most probably equals exploding woman being held by hazmat men behind sheets.
ReplyDeleteI think we can safely guess.... with what is being fed to us at this point (pun aside) that the Chuai station was mining the SBN and not oil, I say this because on Tags site Chuai was listed as a high employee numbered platform but no oil specs listed to coincide with it. Also, we get a snipet of a news report of an overturned tanker from Tag in the harbor and it coincides with the begining of ugly here(the monster deciding to pick on NY). Whatever SBN does to people I think is somewhat different from what this lil critter from the water gets from it... other than the craving part. unless you want to consider this theory...the SBN carrying tiny little organisims that are kept tiny and little because of the deep cold and pressure of deep sea life and now that they arent there..... well, you can see where I'm going with that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe its just me, but I think that this whole eat the slusho or seabed nectar and blow up or mutate or that monster is attracted to it is just too obvious. I mean, that seems on the surface like the simplest solution. Do you all really thing JJ Abrams would make something so obvious? When he is so well known for his metaphors and twisting tales? I would be willing to bet, and I have said this before, that there is a chance alot of this will end up having nothing to do with the movie.
ReplyDeleteOk, lets flip it a little... the Chuai station is harvesting SBN but it is really the skin off of a huge buried sea monster... who is awakened by this rude exfoliation and dishes out some payback all the while Slusho is dishing out monster skin in a frosty beverage... I wonder if thats kosher...or vegan...or vegetarian for that matter
ReplyDeletesorry, I'm just messing around really :)
I think the "5 stages of seabed nectar" is starting to take affect. First she's HAPPY LALALALAALA...then: ARGH WTF I HATE YOU RAWR RAWR!...And she probably had even more seabed nectar than a normal slusho drink. ALSO...the amount of seabed nectar she has eaten is probably worth more than six Slushos...DUN DUN...DUUUUUN!
ReplyDeleteSorry if somebody posted this already but why is she dressed as the Traguato ninjas we saw in the platform video???
ReplyDeleteoooo ooooo heres another theory... SBN is really here on earth planted by some alien life form... maybe his own personal herb stash... now that weve been caught in Mr Mcgregors garden so to speak we are about to get some payback along with the side effects Something did fall to earth... it was on Tags site
ReplyDeleteIMO by Hawk_Eye:
ReplyDeleteIMO-The rather drab and stark contrast of colors (she's wearing all black/against an all white background) to highlight the movements, like they intentionally want us to take notice of her movements, I think also that J may love T, but J may have a new love (Eat more SBN Jamie...puh-leeeeez???)anybody else noticed how the light grew slightly dimmer when she fell back on the bed the last time??Yea her pupils are the size of quarters. and any normal chick woulda forgot about some dude named Teddy after he leaves the country for an "extended business trip", which could be the reason why she suddenly goes back on the market on the 17th at Rob's party, (using pics to send messages of her attractivness(sp) far and wide*loose thought*maybe she wants Rob to show teddy the pics, which would mean Teddy works for Tagruato or slusho...?anytakers? at any rate IMO, Jamies' actually pretty cute, and i'd show her what Grumpy Pants is all about, me and her on a all nite SBN binge...yeaaaah...wait...nvm
i'm really mad that theres no door anymore in teh shot...
LATIEST ANAGRAM OF THE MOMENT: Jamie Loves Teddy
Jaded Movie Style(check)
Jadedly Movie Set (check)
Dismayed Jet Love (angry fast love)
Evade Mildest Joy (escape happiness?)
Slave Timed Joyed (slave to timed joy?)
Ad Deem Vilest Joy(does this mean that the devils gonna be in this movie?
Okay, I'm done...Long-winded oppinion over...
It's huge, It's a lion...of a movie
PSA from planet10
We're all in agreement that Jamie is stoned out of her tree but what I don't understand is how she could be able to attend Rob's party in that state. If this SBN thing screws her up this badly now--and it is addictive--then she would be a complete raving lunatic a week from now by ingesting more SBN.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe that the Chuai drilling station could be, in fact, an oil drilling station. The seabed's nectar ingredient has been a part of Slusho since the beginning of Tagruato, way before they owned any drilling platforms in the middle of the Atlantic. There may be another explanation for how SBN relates to the monster...for that matter, maybe SBN is a gigantic red herring and it has nothing to do with the monster or the movie. Maybe Tagruato was drilling for oil and they just picked the wrong place to drill. JJ Abrams has routinely jerked everyone around with Lost, so it's not an impossibility...unless I completely missed some info that says otherwise.
Here's the other thing: Jamie can't do the "my belly a splode" thing until at least the 18th, maybe later. If she ends up being at the party as the questionable photo seems to indicate, she must survive in a relatively healthy state to at least that point. And there won't be any party if she doesn't survive--it would be three kinds of ghoulish for Rob et al. to celebrate his going-away bash so soon after her (presumably) gory demise.
ReplyDeleteI think it's quite possible Jamie will "go missing" very shortly before the 18th, either because she's stark raving nuts from the nectar, or because Tagruato agents finally catch up to her and haul her away. This would leave it open for Marlena to find and ingest some seabed's nectar before going to the party (which I think she will do) without at least wondering in a cursory fashion where her roommate has gone.
Has anyone else here thought that the experience of "knowing" in advance what will happen on the 18th, but not the stuff in between, must be something akin to the experience of a prophet? We know some of what's going to happen, but can't fill in all the blanks between now and then. Just thought it was interesting.
I'm so sick of hearing about jamie dying before the party. She's in the pictures on 1-18-08.com. I don't care what jj or matt said about the dates on them. She's at the party. The dates on the pictures don't matter, whatever day the party is on she is there.
ReplyDeletei love the style air humps she chooses at 00:28-00:30
ReplyDeleteits not the traditional front facing crotch thrust, she decided to give a hip rolling cheek smack (what there usually called) i give her a 9.5 for preparation 8.0 for uniform and a 10 for delivery
All Jamie has to do is show up moderately normal for the party.... we have all had that one crazy friend that shows to parties so I'm sure we can relate she can do that on SBN provided she doesn't blow up before the pictures :) also with the roomie... that is an easy enough thing too... "OMG here you have to try this stuff, it's GREAT S*%@!" and there we go, or they could even have a little fight and Jamie could bite her, while the roomie to roomie relationship would be strained she could still come to the party.. but that is a stretch I'm still open to Chuai being a drilling station, but there was no recorded oil recovery projected but I do think Chuai has a connection to the monster hence its destruction and the tanker in the harbor as well
ReplyDeleteanother thing is the movie shows the video from the party on.... we are supposed to be doing just this about the before part, guessing and supposing since there is no video concrete evidence of the degrees of seperstion with these seemingly unrelated NY residents and the monster on it's way you know we won't get the AhhhhHaaaa until then sit back, pick it apart, and enjoy :)
It is also possible, as tends to be forgotten here, that the events of the game and the events of the movie are only loosely tied together via the characters ... that the game and its mysteries only serve to maintain our interest in the movie.
ReplyDeletei think that jamie is harboring the gestating parasite, and here's why...it just makes narrative sense. in all giant monster movies (like the archetypal godzilla) it is important that the main characters never directly engage the monster itself...otherwise the monster's credibility as an all-powerful force is called into question. we know that some smaller entities are attacking/chasing the people depicted in the tunnel. we also know that there is nothing special about the party-goers (for example, they don't seem to be affiliated with the military.) therefore, since direct confrontation with the monster would have terrible effects on the plot, the writers needed to put the main characters in close proximity to a character like jamie that will eventually expose them to an immediate threat. since we are somewhat expecting this, abrams is increasing OUR suspense (and paying us viral community people off for our troubles) by letting us in on this. jamie will attend the party, and survive the initial big-monster attack, but she will ultimately become a threat to the main characters. just like in godzilla movies, where the main characters are usually battling the "evil aliens" or "government conspirators" while godzilla battles the big guys. stock dramatic technique, and it has been in place since ancient greek theater. or maybe not. can't wait for the 18th!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it is a big crude oil monster, that would be very american something that lives in oil hmmm really I keep thinking we are missing something on the sites we have been given... than I think that maybe there "should" have been more hidden there I dunno I think we are missing a "piece" that is already in front of us I don't think it will reveal the monster but maybe more plot line or tie-ins to the friends
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I just want to find more... I was always competitive on easter morning
I think that Cloverfield is going to gain a following like Rocky Horror Picture Show. People will start having 'Surprise Parties for Rob' and come dressed up as their favourite character from the film.
ReplyDeleteFor example, someone could come dressed as Jamie in her hate dance outfit.
Hello all...I'm new here so be gentle... "The Call of Cthulhu" has this theory been completely "x"? Slusho possibly a secretion from the dorment Cthulhu itself? From the damage I've seen & clues that have been leaked will lead me to this. Another version or continuation of the Mr. Lovecraft creature.
ReplyDelete@johnathan:
ReplyDeleteNo. Just no. I'm just gonna pretend that you didn't even mention Cthulu. (I'll also point out that at least three Cthulu films have been made, the most recent made in autumn of 2007).
Back to Jaimie: I really don't see how her actions are particularly out of the ordinary. Her boyfriend left her for months, and seemingly broke up with her, while she practically wasted her time waiting up for him. She ate the nectar to get back at him, and now she's putting her anguish in the form of interpretive dance. Wouldn't you do anything in your power to get back at the guy/gal who wronged you? (Er...aside from interpretive dance, anyway...)
If consuming as concentrated amount of nectar as she did should result in some obvious mood stages, then I'm pretty sure they've been established in about this order: anger, sadness, shock, happiness. Of course, it's somewhat hard to tell, since Jaimie is also angry with her (now, presumably) ex-boyfriend.
As another aside, here's a little animation on the "Four Stages of SLUSHO!": http://i10.tinypic.com/4q3frbk.gif
I am led to believe the movie is based off "Cthulhu". JJ only filled in the unsolved mysteries of the original Lovecraft story with SLUSHO tie-in / small love story plot(FYI: The tape was originally the main characters sex-tape of each other..... wikipedia & read the original book.. you'll see & confirm yourself.. & of course JJ made it a little more interesting for the modern day. Most of clues will lead to this.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS JJ! YOU UNORIGINAL BASTARD!
Johnathan said... I am led to believe the movie is based off "Cthulhu".
ReplyDeleteYou were led astray. Read the inteview of Bryan Burk, producer of Cloverfield: http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/2007/12/cloverfield-in-scifi-magazine-feb-08.html
Bryan Burk confirms it is not based on the work of H.P. Lovecraft, nor is it tied in to the eventual outcome of Lost. "It's an entirely original story and monster"
I'm wearing my SLUSHO t-shirt today..! ;P
ReplyDeleteI think Jamie takes another pinky of SBN, offers some maybe to Marlena(who looks like she's had the occasional chemical evening to me, sorry if that upsets anyone) and it goes from there. Marlena then goes onto to have a bunch of Slushos and vodka at the party, already has IBS alledgely-bad bad end up for Marlena...
ReplyDeletePretty oblivious that Jamie won't make it past the 30 minute mark
ReplyDeleteI think shes been eating the evidence like a drug and now the supply is running out shes crashing hard. I also think the 'evidence' is the slusho secret ingredent but raw and undiluted, so she has effectitlvy taken tens or hundreds of times more than what is in a slusho in one go and if she contiunes it eat it, god help her loud ass.
ReplyDeleteHey,this is my first time posting here, though I've been following along with you guys since day 1.
ReplyDeleteI had never even considered the whole "Crab" thing before, but has anybody besides me notice that the expression the crab has in the last video is blank and devoid of any emotion, kind of like Jamie in video #10.
Either the crab is expressionless or just paranoid. Maybe in Jamie's next vid, she's gonna get all jumpy and jittery.
Great job keeping everything spoiler=free, Dennis!