Monday, January 14, 2008

JamieAndTeddy Video #10 - The Crazy


There is a new video on JamieandTeddy.com (password: jllovesth).

Jamie has officially transitioned into full blown crazy.

You can download the video directly here: http://www.jamieandteddy.com/number10.mov

Or watch it on YouTube: ???

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* Thanks to Vlad for emailing me first (and for the 100+ other emails)!

73 comments:

  1. i seriously thought you died or were takin'
    hostage by tagruato. welcome back, dennis.
    those two days you didn't post anything
    were two of the longest days every.

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  2. hahaha i can only imagine how many people emailed thinking they were supplying the "scoop." Where in cali are you right now? if youre near hollywood you should go to arclight to see cloverfield. it has some of the nicest sound around here. never any jackasses giving commentary and the such. have a good trip.

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  3. most ppl will say this is phase three of the crab's withdrawl faces, but, unless another video proves me wrong, im going to say this is the back end of phase three and mostly phase 4 (which i assume is some form zombie-like apathy, and or comatose like symptoms.
    Im mean, for christ sake, she blinks like 8 times in the whole movie, she is sniveling tho too.
    This isnt crying anymore, this is dementia.
    Im also gonna say that she takes some more and gets happy again, because she's happy at the party.

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  4. This confirms what I though about the 'evidence' its a drug to her and I'm guessing shes run out or doesnt realise shes addicted to it and crashing like a crack whore. I cant wait for the next one, I'm betting she starts complaining about how she feels or gets all weepy.

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  5. so does that count as sad or violent?

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  6. Oh god she is Crazy and i am the first;)

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  7. She is deffinitly following the pattern of the crab on the slusho site. First she was (sort of) happy, than angry, and now sad. I wonder what is next.

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  8. That is one of the most paranoid things I have ever witnessed .... The only way that this is now at all pertinent to the movie is that she is a complete maniac during Rob's party, and unless you watched these, "Jamie Loves Teddy" clips, you would have no idea as to why her character is crazy.

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  9. poor Jamie...... Just crying and in this video she looks like a girl who just broke u with her bf and is trying to compensate anyway possible....
    I don't think there's any clues here...
    well... waiting until the next video....

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  10. Damn... is it me or did it just get a little CRAZY in here??

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  11. lmao She's going Britney on us!

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  12. come to think of it, I think my ex-wife did the same thing once.

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  13. Holy Jesus, this girl has completely lost it. I hope she's not this emo when Rob's party rolls around.

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  14. Wow, that was profound of her. I was hoping that she might have found a clue or some more SBN inside the bear after she took off the head.

    I hope that we don't have to watch a video of her crying and groveling her apologies to him after she finds out that he really is in trouble. :-)

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  15. Here's a Dailymotion link if you want http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41vwk_number10-jamie_webcam, use it as you want ;)

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  16. here is he youtube link...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG7Tm_EXy2I

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  17. ?????????
    well, maybe she now knows what really happened to Teddy and this is it

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  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMyvirZQy4

    For YouTube

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  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMyvirZQy4

    For YouTube

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  20. Blimus! Reminds me of my ex. The girl I mean, not the bear.
    Good work Dennis.

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  21. She is crazy.

    It's getting so close. I can't wait.

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  22. Maybe I am being Captain Obvious here but a lot of people are posting that this freaked out chick is going to have some reaction to whatever it was she ate, explode or go crazy or whatever before the movie is released.......BUT.... isnt that a picture of her on 1-18-08 dot com taken at the going away party? Which would be AFTER all these videos are made?

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  23. That is just creepy. Jamie is crazy now and she wasn't exactly sane before.

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  24. Even Britney Spears thinks Jamie is crazy.

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  25. That... that was creepy! I couldn't even watch that.

    Does that make me weird or something? That *disturbed* me.

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  26. So does this mean that the monster is a giant headless, armless, legless, teddy bear? Jamie is C-R-A-Z-Y.

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  27. riight.......................

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  28. Dennis! Welcome back! We missed you in forum :-)
    Here is youtube version
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWq38kJbG4I

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  29. jamie and teddy video 10 im youtub here: http://mx.youtube.com/watch?v=98F5zi3oZfY

    i think she is beggining to get crazy XD

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  30. O.....kay...... o.o

    I take it this is the Seabed Nectar comedown phase? Kind of the like serious low after the serious high you get with some drugs.

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  31. She hardly seems human any more. She's definitely totally lost her mind. She was totally blank throughout that video. I'm thinking we'll see one more Jamie video before Cloverfield is released. Presumably where she dies or mutates or whatever. Also, first.

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  32. This is just insane. I loved that bear. Crazy bitch!

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  33. And it's safe to say she has lost it.

    She is also going to feel real bad when she learns Teddy was on that station on the news...

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  34. Wow. She really has lost her frickin' mind. I hope we get some comments soon, but I know you're outta town, Dennis.

    I wonder if this is a side effect of the "ingredient?" She really looks a little manic.. or is it just wishful thinkin' on my part?

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  35. This one was almost as funny as her hate dance. Nothing will ever top the hate dance! :)

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  36. Yup, I'm one of the other 100+ that emailed. Sorry, Dennis.

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  37. And this further supports my theory that Jamie is going through the 5 stages of death.

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  38. Title really suits the video. Shes gones nutty on that stuff.

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  39. so..... it makes you extremely happy, mad, then crazy? What's next, suicide? It seems like her mental state has gotten consistently worse.

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  40. Yet another pointless video.

    We get it, she hates Teddy!

    Do something interesting!

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  41. That seemed like a lot of extra work just to cut the head off of a teddy bear.

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  42. There is something disturbing about watching that video. Maybe it's the silence, since we're so used to hearing her whine and bitch about Teddy's "skank."

    I wonder if there will be anymore after this? I'd hope for at least one more, some sort of apology at least.

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  43. heyyyyyyyyyyyy first comment, well its obvious that the sea nectar that she ate is messing with her, cuz after she ate it, she felt great, then she felt anger, and now she is depressed, and i have a good feeling something is going to happen to her in the next video, probably will answer our questions as to why we dont see her in the trailer.....

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  44. Maybe the stuff she had is making her slow down? I wonder what the connection between the deep sea nectar and the monster is...

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  45. After watching that I'm glad she's just an actress because I'm pretty sure I'd end up that crazy woman. I'm a crazy magnet.

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  46. 1ST POST WOOT WOOT XD!!

    In other news...oh where to begin...JAMIES IS PSYCHOTIC!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE WAS STARING BLANKLY!! AND THE WAY SHE CUT OFF THE BEAR...WAS CREEEEEPY.

    So why do you think she's getting a lot of mood swings. Well she ate the sea bed nectar but she was happy, then aggravated and now....silent, spooky, crazy, and EEEEEEMOOOOOOOO.

    What explains the way she gets the attitude adjustments more than others who drink Slusho was because she ate the real primary evidence and then BAM she's dancing, skipping, and now....cutting stuffed animals...DAAAMN

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  47. that was AWESOME...probably the best vid yet...if there was any doubt of wether or not to hate her ITS GONE!
    she has lost any single thread of her sanity that was left(if any) after the "hate dance"

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  48. hoooooolllllyyyyyyyy schnikey!!!!
    so i think we can all agree that seabed nectar is not worth the deliciousness...
    apparently Clover the sea monster had a liiiiiitle too much and in 4 days (woot!) will proceed to cut off the limbs and heads of many more unsuspecting teddy bears, a.k.a. statues of liberty.

    PSYCHED!!!!

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  49. This is the first video where I have found her attractive. Since Teddy ain't comin back, I might have to holla.

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  50. im tellin ya, this is phase 4 of the slusho crab. Who knows what comes next.

    This lady's a pretty good actress tho, u have to admit, her character in really unrealistic and shes pulling it off.

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  51. Did anyone else notice the bottle of visine on the bed?

    Fake tears or story-related drug induced red-eye?

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  52. This is the "sad" faze. Notice she's been crying. Or she's passed the crying faze, and is now in the..well...whatever the hell emotion the crab is showing after sadness.

    I have to say, this is hilarious, saying nothing while staring at the camera with murderous hatred.

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  53. Is it bad that I'm laughing everytime I see someone say they're the first comment?


    To reiterate what everyone else has been saying... That woman is crazy.

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  54. damn i was hoping she would accidently slip and slit her wrist. Oh well. She is definatly following the symptoms of the crab.

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  55. 5 bucks says jamie is in the cab that the statue of liberty head ends up on after it stops rollin down the street. BYE JAMIE. Way to be dumb.

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  56. 5 bucks says jamie is in the cab that the statue of liberty head ends up on after it stops rollin down the street. BYE JAMIE. Way to be dumb.

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  57. people you really need to start writing first post. your not first.

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  58. This is how we will defeat the monster- jamie with a pair of Scissors! As soon as she finds out it killed her Teddy- Woah, boy watch out!

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  59. Full-Goose-Bozo crazy! Get the girl some more SBN, She'll come around. (and rip off the door!)

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  60. I should call her; rebound chicks are da bomb! LOL

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  61. hmmm, maybe my ex-wife got a hold of some deep sea nectar too... It would explain a lot.

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  62. Y´know, the more I see of Jamie and the weirder she gets, the more I like her.
    The reason some people hate her is probably just because they got it wrong and expected her to be more like Rachel Blake and less like Chris Crocker.

    She should totally have her own spin off tv-show if she survives.
    Imagine "Cloverfield: The Jamie Lascano Chronicles"...

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  63. crazy video... i LOVED the part where shes trying to cut off the left (her right) leg. she just cant cut it off. that was hilarious. she even skipped it and went back to it later. that was HILARIOUS. but shes literally and one emo psycho weird crazy depressed chick....

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  64. so im guessing next she'll be alarmed according to the 4 crab stages.

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