Monday, January 14, 2008

JamieAndTeddy Video #10 - The Crazy


There is a new video on JamieandTeddy.com (password: jllovesth).

Jamie has officially transitioned into full blown crazy.

You can download the video directly here: http://www.jamieandteddy.com/number10.mov

Or watch it on YouTube: ???

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* Thanks to Vlad for emailing me first (and for the 100+ other emails)!

73 comments:

michael said...

i seriously thought you died or were takin'
hostage by tagruato. welcome back, dennis.
those two days you didn't post anything
were two of the longest days every.

Jake said...

hahaha i can only imagine how many people emailed thinking they were supplying the "scoop." Where in cali are you right now? if youre near hollywood you should go to arclight to see cloverfield. it has some of the nicest sound around here. never any jackasses giving commentary and the such. have a good trip.

guesstimate jones said...

most ppl will say this is phase three of the crab's withdrawl faces, but, unless another video proves me wrong, im going to say this is the back end of phase three and mostly phase 4 (which i assume is some form zombie-like apathy, and or comatose like symptoms.
Im mean, for christ sake, she blinks like 8 times in the whole movie, she is sniveling tho too.
This isnt crying anymore, this is dementia.
Im also gonna say that she takes some more and gets happy again, because she's happy at the party.

Neil said...

This confirms what I though about the 'evidence' its a drug to her and I'm guessing shes run out or doesnt realise shes addicted to it and crashing like a crack whore. I cant wait for the next one, I'm betting she starts complaining about how she feels or gets all weepy.

CAptain Jedcat Mcfly said...

nutso

zurcher said...

so does that count as sad or violent?

cagdaye said...

Oh god she is Crazy and i am the first;)

kewljenoh said...

She is deffinitly following the pattern of the crab on the slusho site. First she was (sort of) happy, than angry, and now sad. I wonder what is next.

Warrior said...

That is one of the most paranoid things I have ever witnessed .... The only way that this is now at all pertinent to the movie is that she is a complete maniac during Rob's party, and unless you watched these, "Jamie Loves Teddy" clips, you would have no idea as to why her character is crazy.

Tazmaniac said...

poor Jamie...... Just crying and in this video she looks like a girl who just broke u with her bf and is trying to compensate anyway possible....
I don't think there's any clues here...
well... waiting until the next video....

Josh said...

Damn... is it me or did it just get a little CRAZY in here??

Josh said...

lmao She's going Britney on us!

Gentle said...

first?

J said...

come to think of it, I think my ex-wife did the same thing once.

Nick said...

Holy Jesus, this girl has completely lost it. I hope she's not this emo when Rob's party rolls around.

Capcom said...

Wow, that was profound of her. I was hoping that she might have found a clue or some more SBN inside the bear after she took off the head.

I hope that we don't have to watch a video of her crying and groveling her apologies to him after she finds out that he really is in trouble. :-)

valentifabio said...

Here's a Dailymotion link if you want http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41vwk_number10-jamie_webcam, use it as you want ;)

Kate said...

here is he youtube link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG7Tm_EXy2I

Edwin said...

?????????
well, maybe she now knows what really happened to Teddy and this is it

vegasblackout said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMyvirZQy4

For YouTube

vegasblackout said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMyvirZQy4

For YouTube

Herbert Westchester & Brazil Banks said...

Blimus! Reminds me of my ex. The girl I mean, not the bear.
Good work Dennis.

Brendan said...

Well, that was... disturbing.

JerMaNiAc22 said...

She is crazy.

It's getting so close. I can't wait.

Rick said...

Maybe I am being Captain Obvious here but a lot of people are posting that this freaked out chick is going to have some reaction to whatever it was she ate, explode or go crazy or whatever before the movie is released.......BUT.... isnt that a picture of her on 1-18-08 dot com taken at the going away party? Which would be AFTER all these videos are made?

dr2red said...

That is just creepy. Jamie is crazy now and she wasn't exactly sane before.

travis said...

Even Britney Spears thinks Jamie is crazy.

JOEverfield said...

wow shes so f**king crazy.

Adam said...

That... that was creepy! I couldn't even watch that.

Does that make me weird or something? That *disturbed* me.

Nickleyo said...

So does this mean that the monster is a giant headless, armless, legless, teddy bear? Jamie is C-R-A-Z-Y.

John said...

riight.......................

Der Merzmensch said...

Dennis! Welcome back! We missed you in forum :-)
Here is youtube version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWq38kJbG4I

Yaotl Peyotl said...

jamie and teddy video 10 im youtub here: http://mx.youtube.com/watch?v=98F5zi3oZfY

i think she is beggining to get crazy XD

Paul said...

O.....kay...... o.o

I take it this is the Seabed Nectar comedown phase? Kind of the like serious low after the serious high you get with some drugs.

APDD said...

She hardly seems human any more. She's definitely totally lost her mind. She was totally blank throughout that video. I'm thinking we'll see one more Jamie video before Cloverfield is released. Presumably where she dies or mutates or whatever. Also, first.

kristy04 said...

This is just insane. I loved that bear. Crazy bitch!

Chris said...

And it's safe to say she has lost it.

She is also going to feel real bad when she learns Teddy was on that station on the news...

Dewain said...

Wow. She really has lost her frickin' mind. I hope we get some comments soon, but I know you're outta town, Dennis.

I wonder if this is a side effect of the "ingredient?" She really looks a little manic.. or is it just wishful thinkin' on my part?

Jester17 said...

This one was almost as funny as her hate dance. Nothing will ever top the hate dance! :)

AMAY ZING said...

Wow....

Kyle aka TheBookPolice said...

Britney?

Troy said...

Yup, I'm one of the other 100+ that emailed. Sorry, Dennis.

Norik said...

And this further supports my theory that Jamie is going through the 5 stages of death.

AkkiaDarkmoon said...

Title really suits the video. Shes gones nutty on that stuff.

sepe said...

so..... it makes you extremely happy, mad, then crazy? What's next, suicide? It seems like her mental state has gotten consistently worse.

TheBigLemon said...

Yet another pointless video.

We get it, she hates Teddy!

Do something interesting!

Joe said...

That seemed like a lot of extra work just to cut the head off of a teddy bear.

Josh said...

There is something disturbing about watching that video. Maybe it's the silence, since we're so used to hearing her whine and bitch about Teddy's "skank."

I wonder if there will be anymore after this? I'd hope for at least one more, some sort of apology at least.

Al-Bakir said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyy first comment, well its obvious that the sea nectar that she ate is messing with her, cuz after she ate it, she felt great, then she felt anger, and now she is depressed, and i have a good feeling something is going to happen to her in the next video, probably will answer our questions as to why we dont see her in the trailer.....

TGChaplain said...

Maybe the stuff she had is making her slow down? I wonder what the connection between the deep sea nectar and the monster is...

ReverendShaneX said...

After watching that I'm glad she's just an actress because I'm pretty sure I'd end up that crazy woman. I'm a crazy magnet.

Christopher said...

1ST POST WOOT WOOT XD!!

In other news...oh where to begin...JAMIES IS PSYCHOTIC!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE WAS STARING BLANKLY!! AND THE WAY SHE CUT OFF THE BEAR...WAS CREEEEEPY.

So why do you think she's getting a lot of mood swings. Well she ate the sea bed nectar but she was happy, then aggravated and now....silent, spooky, crazy, and EEEEEEMOOOOOOOO.

What explains the way she gets the attitude adjustments more than others who drink Slusho was because she ate the real primary evidence and then BAM she's dancing, skipping, and now....cutting stuffed animals...DAAAMN

Danny said...

that was AWESOME...probably the best vid yet...if there was any doubt of wether or not to hate her ITS GONE!
she has lost any single thread of her sanity that was left(if any) after the "hate dance"

dan said...

hoooooolllllyyyyyyyy schnikey!!!!
so i think we can all agree that seabed nectar is not worth the deliciousness...
apparently Clover the sea monster had a liiiiiitle too much and in 4 days (woot!) will proceed to cut off the limbs and heads of many more unsuspecting teddy bears, a.k.a. statues of liberty.

PSYCHED!!!!

Alan said...

wow...

Chris said...

This is the first video where I have found her attractive. Since Teddy ain't comin back, I might have to holla.

guesstimate jones said...

im tellin ya, this is phase 4 of the slusho crab. Who knows what comes next.

This lady's a pretty good actress tho, u have to admit, her character in really unrealistic and shes pulling it off.

CAptain Jedcat Mcfly said...

damn right

Z-Mann said...

Did anyone else notice the bottle of visine on the bed?

Fake tears or story-related drug induced red-eye?

Sanjaya said...

I love Jamie!

Ty said...

This is the "sad" faze. Notice she's been crying. Or she's passed the crying faze, and is now in the..well...whatever the hell emotion the crab is showing after sadness.

I have to say, this is hilarious, saying nothing while staring at the camera with murderous hatred.

Insanekaosx said...

Is it bad that I'm laughing everytime I see someone say they're the first comment?


To reiterate what everyone else has been saying... That woman is crazy.

Alan said...

damn i was hoping she would accidently slip and slit her wrist. Oh well. She is definatly following the symptoms of the crab.

Matthew said...

5 bucks says jamie is in the cab that the statue of liberty head ends up on after it stops rollin down the street. BYE JAMIE. Way to be dumb.

Matthew said...

5 bucks says jamie is in the cab that the statue of liberty head ends up on after it stops rollin down the street. BYE JAMIE. Way to be dumb.

zurcher said...

people you really need to start writing first post. your not first.

Boboratory said...

This is how we will defeat the monster- jamie with a pair of Scissors! As soon as she finds out it killed her Teddy- Woah, boy watch out!

stan9 from outer space said...

Full-Goose-Bozo crazy! Get the girl some more SBN, She'll come around. (and rip off the door!)

Michael Evans said...

I should call her; rebound chicks are da bomb! LOL

Ken said...

hmmm, maybe my ex-wife got a hold of some deep sea nectar too... It would explain a lot.

kris said...

Y´know, the more I see of Jamie and the weirder she gets, the more I like her.
The reason some people hate her is probably just because they got it wrong and expected her to be more like Rachel Blake and less like Chris Crocker.

She should totally have her own spin off tv-show if she survives.
Imagine "Cloverfield: The Jamie Lascano Chronicles"...

Alec said...

crazy video... i LOVED the part where shes trying to cut off the left (her right) leg. she just cant cut it off. that was hilarious. she even skipped it and went back to it later. that was HILARIOUS. but shes literally and one emo psycho weird crazy depressed chick....

Shelbie Marie said...

so im guessing next she'll be alarmed according to the 4 crab stages.