Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Cloverfield Christmas

'Twas the Night Before 1-18-08

was the night before 1-18-08, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except maybe a whale louse.

The stockings were hung over Jamies' chair,
In hopes that Teddy soon would be there;

Jamie was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of "primary evidience" danced in her head;

Is it still lying on the floor or did she freeze it ASAP,
Will she mix it in a cocktail for a little night cap.

Later at the party there arose such a clatter,
They turned on the news to see what was the matter.

Away to the roof Rob flew like a flash,
Looked to the harbour and saw a big crash.

Things were exploding and starting to blow,
They ran down the stairs to the street below.

When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a flying Statue of Libertys' head that filled them with fear.

Smashing the cars and the pavement it came.
Rob whistled, and shouted and called them by name;

"Where's Jason! and Lily! and that 11 dollar guy!"
There's Marlena and Hud with a camera to his eye.

Oh My God! It's alive and it's huge they did say,
And whatever that thing is it's coming their way.

It was big and green and toppling skyscrapers,
Debris rained down and dust and papers.

Rob had a plan, he would rescue Beth,
Maybe she would love him if he saved her from death.

Then Marlena got bit and exploded it seemed,
And Lily and Hud also left Robs' team.

So just Beth and Rob were left huddling in fright,
1-18-08 was one helluva night.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

* Written by Red Walrus from unFiction!


  1. ahhhh!!!! love it!

    happy holidays everyone!

    thanks for giving us the best cloverfield site as a holiday present, dennis!


  2. thanks for this unforgettable experience dennis!


  3. I was so hoping you'd do something christmasy dennis. awesome! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

  4. That was great Dennis good job with the rhyming and thanks for running a great site.


  5. very nice...I quite enjoyed that.
    Merry Christmas.

  6. hehe nice little ditty/poem. Merry xmas dennis and to all the posters here. *the real alan*

  7. haha! that was great. :) happy christmas to all you dudes and dudettes. hope you have a cracker of a day!

    *please excuse the cheesey joke*

  8. Ha, ha, brilliant :D

    Merry xmas and a jubilant new year everyone. :)

  9. That's awesome.
    Red Walrus must have taken quite some time on that one!
    Merry Christmas to everyone, everywhere!
    (24 Days Till!!!!)

  10. That was amazing dude!!! Feliz Navidad!!!

  11. Merry Christmas, Dennis, and all you Cloverfield fans!

    A big thanks to Dennis for running the best up-to-date site for Cloverfield. It's the best place to go for al the latest.

  12. D, seriously, thanks for all the quality work on this site; THE Cloverfield site on the net. (period)

  13. LOL! That was alot of fun. Keep up the good work, everyone. This is my one-stop-shop for all things Cloverfield. Thnks Dennis, and have a Merry X-mas everybody.

  14. Happy Holidays!
    Cloverfield Clues rocks!

  15. I love it! Very very cool. Merry Christmas to ALL!

  16. Bah, yours is so much better than my Cloverfield song :(


  17. Merry Christmas, Everyone! ^_^

    Thanks for a great site, Dennis!

  18. Outstanding poem! Thanks for all the work on the site, I visit it daily to check for news about the movie. Let's hope the movie is worth all this hype.

  19. Awesome job Dennis! That's so cool! I was hoping for something Christmas related, but wasn't expecting something like this! lol Kudos!

  20. "Fan-freakin'-tastic" poem/lymric and a belated X-mas to all of out there. My two girls loved their Slusho! t-shirt stocking stuffers. Man, we are SO Ready for the movie! (I'm sportin' my Slusho! hat today.)

  21. very nice job!

    i take full credit for finding this poem. HA! you know who i'm talking about. HA!

  22. You gotta love Red!
    He's my main man.